There is a regular meeting of the Spotsylvania County school board on December 12. Screenshots of the agenda are below. We hope to learn answers to the following questions at this school board meeting.

• Will Shameful Shelley announce harassment charges against Santa Claus?
• Will Glazer, Ramos, and Makaila’s quest to drain the taxpayer with more lawsuits lead to a bigger snack crisis?
• Will Nasty Nicole choose between no teacher pay or no snacks for kids because lawsuits are draining school funds?
• Will Dirty Uncle Rich continue to pretend that there is a snack crisis the likes of which we have never seen before?