There is a regular meeting of the Spotsylvania County school board on January 9. Screenshots of the agenda are below. We hope to learn answers to the following questions at this school board meeting.

• Will Jezebel (aka Shameful Shelley) seek restraining orders against any public speaker?
• Will Nasty Nicole or Lying Lorita be elected chair?
• Will Biden solve the problems at the border ?
• Will Dirty Uncle Rich cause a security breach when he passes gas?