We have learned that there is a special meeting of the Spotsylvania County School Board on Thursday December 15. Below is the agenda. We hope to finally learn answers to the following questions.

• Will Nasty Nicole move her schedule around so she can attend this special meeting?
• Will Lying Lorita and Nasty Nicole do another Facebook Live video from the school board meeting room with Dirty Uncle Rich?
• Will Dirty Uncle Rich continue to pretend there is a snack problem that only Nasty Nicole, Shameful Shelley, Lying Lorita, and Uncle Rich can resolve?