BREAKING NEWS: Santa just announced that Dawn Shelley, Nicole Cole, and Lorita Daniels have made Santa’s Naughty List. Shameful Shelley, Nasty Nicole, and Lying Lorita are on this list because of their uncivilized behavior at school board meetings in 2022. Some more names on the Naughty List include Ben Leatch Field (The Septic Field), Kellogg’s Kassie, Dirty Uncle Rich, Looney Lofaro, Principal Frazier, and Shake & Bake.