Upcoming Meltdown

Here is the latest candidate list for those running for a seat in Spotsylvania County. The deadline to file as a candidate is June 20, 2023. We know that one name is missing.

We predict that one name will cause the following people to have a meltdown the likes of which we have never seen before – The Dishonorable Nicole Cole (aka Nasty Nicole), Shameful Shelley, Dirty Uncle Rich, Looney Lofaro, Kellogg’s Kassie, Tamara “The Gray Haired Monster”, Wild Bill Warrick, Marxist Megan Jackson, Crackpot Carol, Ben Litchfield The Septic Drain Field, and the rest of the Wokeys. Oh, this is going to be great watching the meltdown.

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